Match: 21
/ 529
Lost
by 50 runs
Team |
Total |
Ascott-under-Wychwood |
134 |
J. Pearson
3 - 13, A. Darley 3 - 14 |
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|
FFTMCC |
84 |
C. Williams
19, R. Hadfield 17 |
Against a backdrop of Royal
warring about some kiss and tell bollocks on American
TV, a fracture down the centre of world football and the small matter of a
bug killing everyone on the planet, Team MAD began their 2021 cricketing
odyssey in the rather splendid surrounds of Ascott-under-Wychwood. After a pre-game pint in
Charlbury and a mission impossible to bypass some unending fucking
roadworks, a MAD convoy would eventually drive back and forth over the
Ascott level crossing in a botched attempt to find a recreational ground – a
pretty pitch sloping off to a row of Cotswold houses and stunning views of patchwork
fields in the distance. Team Ascott. Being The MAD’s first
ever visit to the ground and having no prior experience of playing this
opposition, Skipper Timms’ formulaic loss of the toss was perhaps not a bad one.
Ascott fancied a bat. Reeves (7-3-9-0) and Hadfield (facing) as umpire Reeves nods off in a
daydream. Tea was all about
forgetting to have brought your own tea, searching for random bottles of
fruit juice and stealing the flapjacks from Mike’s
Tintin tin. Mr Cartwright did none of this, he simply sat in his car
apologising to Bertie for a no dog ruling imposed on the general public. During the break, Mr Hoskins and Mr
Shorten appeared out of nowhere, the former to field questions regarding his
unfathomable Fantasy Cricket, and the latter insisting you don’t need SKY
backing or drugs to cycle more than 50 miles. The ageing process is
one of gaining experience at the expense of ability, or at least it should
be, however the cricketing ageing process would appear to be one of
failing to learn from experience in addition to the expense of
ability. Or something like that. In reply, Williams (19)
reminded people he was actually playing before
reminding them perhaps he wasn’t. Hadfield (17) was doughty without timing a fart, Turner walked across his stumps (4) and Cartwright
was out to a sensational catch (4) that this author failed to witness due to
having an extended shit. When Hotson (3) forgot where his stumps were it became 56-5. No matter, this was a long MAD
batting line-up with plenty of Ascott celebrate the dismissal of Homer. At this point we turn to
nature and some lovely views surrounding the ground. Stately homes set
amongst ornate trees, sleepy horses munching on grass relieved to be
uninvolved in this shambles, and endless fields flickering in the sun as
dreamy clouds floated high above. Ahh, the countryside…. …and back again. Howarth
(5) dug in deep before hitting his fifth ball to a waiting long off, Pearson
(6) allegedly got a good one, and Timms (6) was caught by a person unknown
but definitely by a member of the opposition. The
game was still there to be This game was never
about a result, it was a celebration of returning to the fold, returning to a
life outside the confines of your house and a locked down world. It was about
teaming up with forgotten faces outside pubs, taking the piss and exchanging
banter about this sick and diseased fucking planet. It was also a
celebration of one hundred matches skippered by Mr Timms (above to the right).
A herculean effort when you consider the careful balancing act of Sunday
cricket, maintaining the ethos of exactly that and dealing the with fractured
sensibilities and shattered egos of all those involved. It is a record
unlikely to be broken and one that should be richly applauded. To next week, to a world
creeping gingerly out into the daylight. See you at the pub. ‘Spam’
|
*
Far from the MCC versus Ascott-under
Wychwood CC Played at the Memorial Playing Field,
Ascott-under Wychwood, 18 April 2021 Ascott-under Wychwood CC won the toss
and elected to bat Ascott-under Wychwood CC won by 50 runs Far from the MCC debuts: n/a |
21 / 529 35 over match |
Team |
Ascott-under Wychwood CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
S. Moss |
c Bullock b Darley |
8 |
|
- |
- |
1-8 |
2 |
S. Townsend |
lbw b Howarth |
18 |
|
2 |
- |
2-91 |
3 |
C. Jowett |
c Cartwright b Darley |
61 |
|
10 |
- |
3-91 |
4 |
S. Russell |
b Pearson |
17 |
|
1 |
- |
7-115 |
5 |
T. Davies *† |
c Pearson b Darley |
1 |
|
- |
- |
4-99 |
6 |
T. Genc |
c and b Pearson |
0 |
|
- |
- |
5-99 |
7 |
A. Suter |
c Timms b Pearson |
3 |
|
- |
- |
6-115 |
8 |
J. Davies |
lbw b Turner |
4 |
|
1 |
- |
8-125 |
9 |
E. Sabin |
run out (Pearson/Bullock) |
9 |
|
1 |
- |
9-129 |
10 |
R. Moss |
run out (Pearson/Turner) |
4 |
|
- |
- |
10-134 |
11 |
E. Lock |
not out |
1 |
|
- |
- |
- |
|
Extras |
NB5, W1, B2 |
8 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 35 overs) |
134 |
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|
# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
|
1 |
Reeves |
7 |
3 |
9 |
0 |
1.29 |
|
2 |
Darley |
7 |
3 |
14 |
3 |
2.00 |
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3 |
Timms |
7 |
1 |
46 |
0 |
6.57 |
|
4 |
Howarth |
7 |
0 |
42 |
1 |
6.00 |
|
5 |
Pearson |
5 |
1 |
13 |
3 |
2.60 |
|
6 |
Turner |
2 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
4.00 |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
C. T .J. Williams |
b J. Davies |
19 |
(16) |
3 |
- |
1-21 |
2 |
R. J. T. Hadfield |
c Townsend b Sabin |
17 |
(45) |
1 |
- |
5-56 |
3 |
R. P. Turner |
lbw b Moss |
4 |
(6) |
1 |
- |
2-26 |
4 |
J. A. Cartwright |
c Townsend b Sabin |
4 |
(11) |
- |
- |
3-33 |
5 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
b Sabin |
3 |
(26) |
- |
- |
4-49 |
6 |
J. W. Pearson |
b Moss |
6 |
(20) |
- |
- |
7-71 |
7 |
I. Howarth |
c Moss b Lock |
5 |
(5) |
1 |
- |
6-63 |
8 |
M. Bullock |
not out |
9 |
(19) |
1 |
- |
- |
9 |
M. K. Reeves |
b Moss |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
8-71 |
10 |
G. J. Timms * |
c Townsend b Lock |
6 |
(9) |
1 |
- |
9-84 |
11 |
A. Darley |
b Moss |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
10-84 |
|
Extras |
NB2, W5, LB2, B2 |
11 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 26.1 overs) |
84 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
|
1 |
Moss |
6.1 |
0 |
18 |
4 |
2.92 |
|
2 |
J. Davies |
7 |
0 |
19 |
1 |
2.71 |
|
3 |
Sabin |
7 |
0 |
17 |
3 |
2.43 |
|
4 |
Lock |
6 |
0 |
26 |
2 |
4.33 |
|
MOTM: A. Darley Champagne Moment: J. A. Cartwright’s
running catch at gully Buffet Award: G. J. Timms’ lockdown dumplings MAD
Moment: A. Darley’s golden leave on
off stump |
Opposition:
V117 / 01 Ground: G107 / 01 Captain: C022 / 100 Match No: 35 / 192 |