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Exhibition of Batting Incompetence

Seasons 2024 Onwards….

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An online page totally devoted to the exhibition, celebration and educational interpretation of classical batting incompetence, as performed and executed by members of the Far from the MCC. Please note there have been countless other examples since the team’s inception back in 1998, but alas a camera wasn’t present to record the event(s).

Many thanks to all the photographic contributions over the years, in particular James Hoskins, who set the benchmark in the middle noughties by mortgaging his house for a zoom lens and hifalutin Nikon. Other luminaires would be Chairman Bullock (one remembers the early Minehead Tours) and of course Mr Howarth, whose investment in a Canon reaped dividends in lieu of his dwindling time out in the middle. Lest we forget Mr Hotson’s analogue work at Garsington and Mr Williams’ modern day claims to be sports photographer of high repute.

All art pieces therein are named and displayed in chronological order, which leaves us to say…. Enjoy!

The Grubber

- R. J. B. Hadfield, Wantage v Wantage & Grove CC. 2024

After finally getting to grips with the art of batting after a lengthy winter recess, Mr Hadfield duly forgets about the ball that bounces about bootlace high most Sundays. Oops….

The Flatliner

- C. T. J. Williams, Queens College v Isis CC. 2024

In this example of unbridled joy after lengthy breaks for rain, squalls and drizzle, Mr Williams gets a ball that bounces about 5 millimetres off the ground, kisses the inside of the bat and tickles the timber. A magical day out.

The Ball Without a Bell

- G. Carter, Cassington v Ferring CC. 2024

These days, Geoff required all cricket balls to have a bell in them, otherwise he has absolutely zero chance of putting bat on, erm… ball. In the example…. oh

The King

- J. D. Hoskins, Appleton v Appleton CC. 2024

One player is dedicated to this particular photographic shrine, step forth Mr Hoskins, here caught playing a parallel line as the ball crashes into those bail things for a gorgeous golden poultry.

High Flying Balls

- C. T. J. Williams, Brasenose College v Lemmings. 2024

In this exhibit, a cricket ball is thrown from an aeroplane and with such force, it hits the ground and bounces over the keepers head upsetting the bails.

Blinding Lights

- M. K. Reeves, Carhampton, Somerset v Porlock CC. 2024

A dazzling example of the sun’s rays causing a bewildering light explosion on Mr Reeves’ glasses. Swinging at nothing in particular, Mike appears mightily confused as he hears something akin to the death rattle.

Leading by Example

- M. Bullock, Timberscombe, Somerset v Timberscombe CC. 2024

Our Chairdude has rarely featured in the EBI section of the website in recent times, his appearances restricted by time at the bar and time behind the bar. Here, he puts the record straight with a classy miss which sees one bail do a dance and the other to disappear to god knows where. We salute you, sir.

High Flying Balls

- G. Carter, Ewelme v Ewelme & Benson CC. 2024

Always a celebration to have our Legend appear in the hallowed EBI section of the website, and in this example taken from a sniper’s camera perched high on an embankment, we see Geoff playing the ball adroitly onto his stumps.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttteeee!

- J. C. Bateman, Brasenose College v Wootton & Bladon CC. 2024

Under the watchful supervision of Keeper Doggett, Australian deserter Bateman Jr plays about four days early to a Charvis slower ball. It’s the same ball that has castled him for close to a decade, just to prove that humans are dumb and we don’t learn any new tricks.

The Ageing Process

- C. T. J. Williams, Cassington v Wootton & Bladon CC. 2024

Chris is one of our best batters and an alien to this hallowed shrine of incompetence. That was until Father Time started clipping his heels as it reached for his coat tails. Here once again, we find him dangling some wood whilst fishing as a ball crashes into his timber. Growing older, mate? There is nothing graceful about growing older, just a grim acceptance that you are… older.

The Blame Game

- M. K. Reeves, Cassington v Wootton & Bladon CC. 2024

Mike is a regular to this shrine and likes nothing more than blaming Howarth and his Canon for his plethora of appearances therein. It is never Mr Reeves’ fault that he misses the ball whilst playing a completely inappropriate shot (read: heave, swipe, slog or smear). Nope, it is always Ian and his camera’s fault, even if they are not even at the ground or in the country.

This Shrine is Mine!

- C. D. Roberts, Cassington v Wootton & Bladon CC. 2024

One-man towers over all others when it comes to the Exhibition of Batting Incompetence. If there were a CEO of this gallery it would be Mr C. D. Roberts. Other contributions pale into insignificance when hung next to those of Tall Bob. Here in all its glory is his latest and most creative piece yet, as he interweaves Keeper Doggett into its timeless beauty.

Gazball

- G. J. Timms, Horspath v Mandarins CC. 2024

In this particularly low-res exhibit, we witness opener Mr Timms attempting to swipe the off spin of Miss Porter to cow but failing to read the length, direction and flight of the ball. His day now done and after quickly getting changed into his casual attire, Gary was then asked at the bar “…are you playing this evening?” One for the ages.