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Current Player Profiles

(Updated to end of Season 2025)

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“A”

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#114	Lee Grant Ainsworth
Nickname:	Moaner, Chunter, Swear Hotline, Whores Entail			Birthplace:	The bowels of the John Radcliffe Hospital
Debut:	2011	Match:	220	DOB:	10 / 06 / 81	Height:	5’ 11”
Type:	LH bat, Right-arm medium, Keeper			#1 Single:	Adam & The Ants – “Stand and Deliver”

Profile: Cynical, downbeat and eternally grumpy, Lee finally made good on his word to leave his League frustrations behind and concentrate on winning The MAD POTS award for 2016, and in doing so beating someone else to the prize who deserved it more. Technically gifted with both bat and ball, despite being left-handed, he’s every inch that dependable name on the team sheet. He’s also no slouch in the field either, with a wonderful cricketing nous and a supreme gift for moaning. Scarcely a minute passes by without some barbed or disparaging comment concerning blinkered fielding positions or shitty bowling changes.

Form: A solid season by his own solid standards with both bat and ball, Lee’s only black mark would be his paucity of appearances for Team MAD due to the complexities of life and a myriad of other distractions. It is worth noting he performed admirably on Tour amongst all the drinking and swearing despite having to juggle the responsibility of his little son (Blake).

Fantasy Credentials: Always subject to popular interest in the Fantasy competition, Lee’s place in your team could be compromised by his volume of appearances (or lack thereof). It really is a case of hmm….

Pithy Remark: Controversially, some say Lee bitches and moans more than Howarth.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	41	34	13	759	36.14	64	748	101.47	89	9	-	1	-
35 ovs	32	30	9	956	45.52	72*	1261	75.81	101	7	1	7	-
40 ovs	18	18	3	522	34.80	83	828	63.04	50	5	-	4	-
Timed	1	1	0	51	51.00	51	64	79.69	9	-	-	1	-
Other	10	10	4	274	45.67	64*	316	86.71	27	-	1	3	-
Totals	102	93	29	2562	40.03	83	3217	79.64	276	21	2	16	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	41	63	4	327	22	3-7	14.86	5.19	17.18	-	11	-	-
35 ovs	32	78.3	2	336	19	4-31	17.68	4.28	24.79	-	11	2	8
40 ovs	18	37	10	124	9	3-16	13.78	3.35	24.67	-	6	-	1
Timed	1	2.1	0	17	1	1-17	17.00	7.85	13.00	-	-	-	-
Other	10	25	1	139	7	4-27	19.86	5.56	21.43	-	4	-	2
Totals	102	205.4	17	943	58	4-27	16.26	4.59	21.28	0	32	2	11

“B”

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#165	Paul Alexander John Bagot
Nickname:	Bilbo, Banjal Adanax Oglethorpe, Adah Gearbox Jannel Pluto			Birthplace:	Dundee. Scotland.
Debut:	2024	Match:	595	DOB:	10 / 06 / 1981	Height:	5’ 11”
Type:	LH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Adam and the Ants – “Stand and Deliver”

Profile: Currently The MAD’s sole north of the border representative (no, he’s not Canadian), Paul literally has a tartan carpet in his office. Unusually cheerful for a MAD player – fielding between him and Lee or Spam is like being trapped in the middle of a mood spectrum – presumably a few more seasons should knock the optimism out of him. Paul is likely the only MAD player who works with radioactive material so should in theory be able to handle anything thrown at him. As a bonus, he actually knows how to play golf, so should probably be unleashed against Isis at some point.

Form: Thus far Paul’s few batting opportunities have largely come in gathering darkness when The MAD have needed 95 to win off 8 balls and the oppo have just brought back on their terrifying fast bowler. After snaffling a crafty 3-fer at Ewelme in 2024, Paul somehow found himself 2nd in the 2024 bowling averages – just behind Joe ‘Dwayne’ Cartwright. Appears able to catch a cricket ball, which automatically marks him out as one to watch.

Fantasy Credentials: Dark Scottish Horse.

Pithy Remark: “You’ll have had your tea then?”

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	7	5	3	10	5.00	6*	31	32.26	-	-	1	-	-
35 ovs	1	1	-	1	1.00	1	8	12.50	-	-	-	-	-
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	1	0
Totals	9	6	3	11	3.67	6*	39	28.21	0	0	1	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	7	11.4	-	92	2	1-6	46.00	7.89	35.00	-	1	-	-
35 ovs	1	6	-	32	3	3-32	10.67	5.33	12.00	-	-	-	-
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	1	0									-	-	-
Totals	9	17.4	0	124	5	3-32	24.80	7.02	21.20	0	1	0	0

#162	J____ C__________ B______
Nickname:	Digger, M___ B____ J__			Birthplace:	Wootton, Oxford.
Debut:	2021	Match:	541	DOB:	12 / 12 / 1994	Height:	6’ 3”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	East 17 – “Stay Another Day”

Profile: J____ quickly established himself as a permanent fixture in the team after the [then] skipper discovered he lived nearby and could drive [him to matches]. He could also bat, bowl, field, drink, have his dad sponsor the club and bring the average age of the team down quite considerably. A stellar season in 2022 was then overshadowed by his ridiculous and utterly selfish decision to relocate Down Under – I mean seriously, WTF???

Form: After travelling around the globe cap-in-hand, James enlisted himself for The MAD Tour to Somerset in 2024, where he rekindled people’s memories of a chap who can definitely play cricket. He didn’t set the world alight, but there were most certainly glimpses.

Fantasy Credentials: Please see the above. Will he return for Tour 2026 and prove a bargain buy? Hmm….

Pithy Remark: J___ still has a really nice Aussie mullet, maaaaaaaaaaaaatttte.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	18	18	7	310	28.18	48*	310	100.00	43	2	1	-	-
35 ovs	14	13	2	307	27.91	59	438	70.01	42	-	-	1	-
40 ovs	4	4	1	205	68.33	106*	297	69.02	22	3	-	1	1
Timed	0
Other	1	1	0	25	25.00	25	16	156.25	4	-	-	-	-
Totals	37	36	10	847	32.58	106*	1061	79.83	111	5	1	2	1

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	18	18	1	91	6	2-17	15.17	5.06	18.00	-	4	-	1
35 ovs	14	19	1	101	7	4-13	14.43	5.32	16.28	-	5	-	1
40 ovs	4	6	0	61	0	0-24	-	10.17	-	-	1	-	1
Timed	0
Other	1	2	0	25	0	0-25	-	12.50	-	-	-	-	-
Totals	37	45	2	278	13	4-13	21.38	6.18	20.77	0	10	0	3

#18	Matt Bullock
Nickname:	Warnie, Beermatt, Totem Bullwhack			Birthplace:	Solihull, Warwickshire
Debut:	1998	Match:	004	DOB:	28 / 01 / 71	Height:	5’ 10”
Type:	Keeper, RH bat, Right-arm leg spin			#1 Single:	Clive Dunn – “Grandad”

Profile: Being the oldest serving member of the Far from the MCC, Matt’s seen the lot. As the years have ebbed by, he’s witnessed denims and doc martens replaced by whites and shiny spikes. He’s seen the club rise from the dead, move home, rebrand, move home and rebrand again. He’s experienced the tumultuous highs and the soul-destroying lows. He’s captained the team, toured the UK with the team and chaired over two decades of AGMs for the team. He’s filed the scorebooks, updated the records and written onto paper things ineffaceable. Moreover, Matt has had countless banter with nearly all of the 170 other lads and lasses who have at one time or another stood in a field with him on a Sunday or some dreamy summer evening. In short, Matthew is The MAD. Intelligent, oracular and quick witted in equal measure, the team have always eschewed a more rounded and wholesome feel with his presence, especially at the bar.

Form: Matt’s current form is relatively easy to establish, as he saves himself primarily for Tour and divides his time between drinking, organising drinking, stats and playing a few games.

Fantasy Credentials: See the above. Matt could be that bargaintacious investment that might just tip things your way, with his handy runs down the order and smart work behind the sticks.

Pithy Remark: Matt is to beer what Beermatt.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	78	68	4	496	7.75	30	826	60.05	60	1	9	-	-
35 ovs	105	88	15	667	9.14	35	1427	46.74	62	-	15	-	-
40 ovs	54	45	8	396	10.70	31	738	53.66	46	1	6	-	-
Timed	8	8	2	81	13.50	41*	83	97.59	6	-	1	-	-
Other	22	18	3	127	9.07	39	182	69.78	13	-	7	-	-
Totals	267	227	32	1767	9.06	41*	3256	54.27	187	2	38	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	78	35.2	0	287	13	2-14	22.08	8.12	16.31	-	11	4	5
35 ovs	105	40	1	261	14	3-12	18.64	6.53	17.14	-	44	18	5
40 ovs	54	11.3	0	76	3	2-27	25.33	6.61	23.00	-	20	3	2
Timed	8	1	0	10	1	1-10	10.00	10.00	6.00	-	3	-	-
Other	21	12.5	0	62	3	3-22	20.67	4.83	25.67	-	5	3	-
Totals	267	100.4	1	696	34	3-12	20.67	6.91	17.76	0	83	28	12

“C”

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#89	Geoff (The Legend) Carter
Nickname:	Wood Boy, George or any Christian name beginning with ‘G’, Farce Forget			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2005	Match:	109	DOB:	01 / 05 / 60	Height:	6’ 0”
Type:	Keeper, RH bat, Right-arm lobbers			#1 Single:	Anthony Newley – “Do You Mind”

Profile: Quirky, affable, jocular and increasingly schizophrenic, Geoff has been in and around the team’s edges for close to two decades and is now regarded as a club institution/legend. In fact, such is Geoff’s standing, he has been the focal point of nearly all the match rambles to have claimed The MAD Booker prize in recent years. A carpenter by trade, he enjoys splitting his time between being retired and watching Oxford United FC lose most weekends. Out on the field, he is both a celebrated opener and tailender, and knows no other positions in the batting order. He can also keep wicket or at least he can stand behind the stumps with some pads on. Sometimes he just stands there, bewildered, looking like he’s wandered out of a retirement home.

Form: …is of course temporary and class is of course permanent. Geoff has neither, though he did take his first wicket in just over a decade.

Fantasy Credentials: None, but he’ll be as cheap as a discounted end-of-line item in Home Bargains.

Pithy Remark: Anything that can go wrong is most definitely Geoff’s fault.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	96	60	14	240	5.22	30*	549	43.72	21	-	14	-	-
35 ovs	85	64	7	327	5.74	28	988	33.10	32	-	17	-	-
40 ovs	42	38	5	405	12.27	39	1050	38.57	43	-	5	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	1	1.00	1	20	5.00	-	-	-	-	-
Other	19	13	3	33	3.30	14*	111	29.73	1	1	4	-	-
Totals	243	176	29	1006	6.84	39	2718	37.01	97	1	40	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	96	16	0	152	1	1-25	152.00	9.50	96.00	-	12	3	11
35 ovs	85	3	0	30	0	0-9	-	10.00	-	-	11	3	6
40 ovs	42	0									7	7	3
Timed	1	0									-	-	-
Other	19	3.4	-	29	1	1-16	-	7.91	22.00	-	-	-	2
Totals	243	22.4	0	211	2	1-16	105.50	9.31	68.00	0	30	13	22

#146	Joseph Albert Cartwright
Nickname:	Old Joe, Dwayne, Project Raw Thighs			Birthplace:	Cardiff
Debut:	2018	Match:	450	DOB:	06 / 02 / 59	Height:	5’ 9” (ish)
Type:	RH bat, RH slow			#1 Single:	The Platters – “Sun Gets in Your Eyes”

Profile: Understated, sage like, warm and engaging, Joe made his debut in 2018 after turning up to a pub dressed in whites, yet it feels like he’s been around forever, so maybe he has been, and nobody really noticed. A product of The MAD’s burgeoning Youth Academy, the sprightly Joseph has already proven his quality with the blade, looking overtly studious before unfurling straight drives over the bowler’s head to leave his audience agog. He’s definitely played at much higher levels in his past, exuding an aura at the crease akin to someone who has definitely played at higher levels in the past. It was probably in South Wales or somewhere Wales-like, because all those league teams definitely play at higher levels.

Form: A steady if unspectacular return for Joe last year, with several little cameos that never fleshed out into something more… well, fleshy.

Fantasy Credentials: Could Joe be like a fine wine in getting better with age? Maybe. So, will you take a punt on him with your Fantasy shekels to get a few cheeky runs and wickets next term? Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Joe can sing and boy can Joe sing.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	33	26	11	228	15.20	37*	275	82.91	25	-	2	-	-
35 ovs	30	24	4	338	16.90	59*	642	52.65	39	1	4	1	-
40 ovs	4	4	0	18	4.50	6	43	41.86	1	-	-	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	3	3.00	3	15	20.00	0	-	-	-	-
Other	8	6	1	107	21.40	40	152	70.39	14	-	-	-	-
Totals	76	61	16	694	15.42	59*	1127	61.58	79	1	6	1	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	33	26	0	163	7	2-18	23.29	6.27	22.29	-	4	-	2
35 ovs	30	11.2	0	93	4	3-23	23.25	8.21	17.00	-	5	-	1
40 ovs	4	2.1	1	6	1	1-6	6.00	2.77	13.00	-	-	-	-
Timed	1	0									-	-	-
Other	8	4	-	29	3	2-7	9.67	7.25	8.00	-	-	-	-
Totals	76	43.3	1	291	15	3-23	19.40	6.69	17.40	0	9	0	3

“D”

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#98	Andrew John Darley
Nickname:	Del Boy, Salvador, Butthead, Mo, Warren Deadly, Darned Lawyer			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2008	Match:	152	DOB:	04 / 02 / 75	Height:	6’ 3”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium fast			#1 Single:	Pilot – “January”

Profile: Enigmatic and gregariously upbeat, Andrew is one of those bubbly, larger-than-life characters who just begs your attention. Whether it be smashing stumps at absurd velocity or smashing sixes into adjoining solar systems, it’s all about IMPACT and SENSATIONALISM. A former OU officer back in the day, he is generous and eternally exuberant about everything and anything, with The MAD team sheet always looking more robust with Mr Darley’s name inked in CAPITALS on it – or – preferably his son, Morgan.

Form: Andy bowled beautifully whenever he played, so much so he was anointed as Most Improved at the 2025 end of season AGM. His batting never reached those heights, but he did clobber some MAD shit about whilst playing as Judas on Tour.

Fantasy Credentials: A conundrum for all Fantasy punters year in year out, as nobody ever really knows how good or shit Andy is going to be (including himself). He could be a diamond purchase, but he could also be a fugazi. His number of appearances is also a worry.

Pithy Remark: Darley loves setting a wonderful example to children on how to manage your temper.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	29	22	3	171	9.00	35*	175	97.71	26	3	5	-	-
35 ovs	59	45	7	463	12.18	53*	585	79.15	56	11	7	2	-
40 ovs	29	22	2	228	11.40	52	291	78.35	25	5	3	1	-
Timed	2	2	0	0	0.00	0	3	0.00	-	-	2	-	-
Other	10	9	2	57	8.14	20	80	71.25	8	-	3	-	-
Totals	129	100	14	919	10.69	53*	1134	81.04	115	19	20	3	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	29	85	6	478	16	2-2	29.88	5.62	31.88	-	7	-	1
35 ovs	59	349.1	37	1317	54	3-14	24.39	3.77	38.80	-	18	-	2
40 ovs	29	175.3	25	651	23	4-20	28.30	3.71	45.78	-	3	-	-
Timed	2	11	0	44	2	1-9	22.00	4.00	33.00	-	-	-	-
Other	10	24	0	138	5	1-15	27.60	5.75	28.80	-	3	-	1
Totals	129	644.4	68	2628	100	4-20	26.28	4.08	38.68	0	31	0	4

“E”

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#105	David (not Dave) Emerson
Nickname:	Wonky, Diamond, Emo, Varied Demons, Mended Saviour			Birthplace:	Invercargill, Wellington. NZ
Debut:	2008	Match:	167	DOB:	09 / 04 / 76	Height:	6’ 2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Brotherhood of Man – “Save Your Kisses For Me”

Profile: Engaging, knowledgeable, deeply amusing, flawed and talented in equal measure, Kiwi Dave joined the FFTMCC back in the late noughties, juggling permanent intoxication with a rash of ducks and a swathe of match winning bowling performances. The thing is, he was actually a batsman, he always was, but nobody ever asked him, or did we? A calculator of energy use and a boot boy for the Labour militants, David’s MAD career has peaked and troughed over the years, but never been dull. Back-to-back POTS were accrued once upon a time before his body collapsed under the strain of putting some effort in. Of course, it was [then] Skipper Westmoreland’s fault, flogging him like some unloved Muriwai Beach horse or at least that was his agent’s mantra….

Form: After years of self-pity and hypochondria, David returned to some pomp and ceremony at Nettlebed for 2024’s finale. Striding to the wicket, chest puffed out, he was castled first ball.

Fantasy Credentials: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and conversely it can also make your Fantasy valuation nosedive. There are always rumours of an Emerson comeback and a dynamic appearance around the corner, so would you take that outside punt? Hmm….

Pithy Remark: David tows his static home to Thailand most winters.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	68	58	11	886	18.85	44*	736	120.38	109	4	5	-	-
35 ovs	47	41	4	434	11.73	47	562	77.22	43	2	7	-	-
40 ovs	80	65	8	839	14.72	95	923	90.90	120	4	11	2	-
Timed	4	3	2	20	20.00	14*	30	66.67	0	-	-	-	-
Other	4	4	0	46	11.50	24	41	112.20	4	-	-	-	-
Totals	203	171	25	2225	15.24	95	2292	97.12	280	10	23	2	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	68	133.1	8	689	36	3-20	19.14	5.17	22.19	-	8	-	2
35 ovs	47	174	25	702	19	2-14	36.95	4.03	54.95	-	16	-	2
40 ovs	80	468.5	75	1690	91	5-25	18.57	3.60	30.91	2	13	-	1
Timed	4	34	4	121	5	2-17	24.20	3.56	40.80	-	2	-	-
Other	4	9	0	59	1	1-38	-	6.56	54.00	-	1	1	-
Totals	203	819	112	3261	152	5-25	21.45	3.98	32.33	2	40	1	5

“H”

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#50	Richard John Bingham (Thurston) Hadfield
Nickname:	Lord Lucan, Diehard Filchard			Birthplace:	Balham, London
Debut:	2000	Match:	033	DOB:	01 / 07 / 70	Height:	5’ 8 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat			#1 Single:	Mungo Jerry – “In The Summertime”

Profile: Whimsical, intelligent and purely fictional, the enchanting Mr R. J. B (or is it R. J. T) Hadfield doesn’t really exist, he was a cheeky character invented at the turn of the millennium who hit a flamboyant 72 on debut. Thereafter forgotten at the pub like so many transient ideas are, the mysterious embodiment was reawakened some six years later when someone played under the name and bagged a duck. Whomever it was, they may not have stolen any headlines, but the unsolved sighting threw up the amusing nickname of Lord Lucan. Now fashionable with the pseudo intellectuals of the village cricketing commonality, talented and vertically challenged cricketers with no real club or association choose to play under the name of Hadfield whenever The MAD are short. Other requisites are wearing glasses, being glib and feigning a myriad of injuries.

Form: The individuals to play under the moniker of Hadfield were thin on the ground last year, mostly failing or complaining about injuries and the smell of dead nannies. However, one guy did bat all day reminding the team this mystery team selection sometimes pays dividends.

Fantasy Credentials: After becoming an increasingly popular pick, Richard’s Fantasy popularity might suffer due to a paucity of game time in 2025 (and a propensity for getting himself injured). His valuation will be of keen interest to many. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Hadfield enjoys leaving his team in the plop and turning out for the Bodleian.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	44	44	14	843	28.10	44*	958	88.00	100	4	2	-	-
35 ovs	42	40	7	1100	33.33	88	1622	67.82	136	1	2	7	-
40 ovs	20	20	3	500	29.41	65*	749	66.76	68	3	3	3	-
Timed	2	2	0	18	9.00	11	36	50.00	3	-	-	-	-
Other	5	4	1	72	24.00	59*	110	65.45	7	-	-	1	-
Totals	113	110	25	2533	29.80	88	3475	72.89	314	8	7	11	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	44	2	0	15	0	0-15	-	7.50	-	-	9	-	2
35 ovs	42	3	0	23	1	1-23	23.00	7.67	18.00	-	12	-	1
40 ovs	20	2	0	10	1	1-10	10.00	5.00	12.00	-	9	-	1
Timed	2	0									1	-	-
Other	5	0									1	-	-
Totals	113	7.0	0	48	2	1-10	24.00	6.86	21.00	0	32	0	4

#74	John Harris
Nickname:	Calypso, J. Rah’s Rhino			Birthplace:	Birmingham
Debut:	2003	Match:	063	DOB:	20 / 05 / 79	Height:	6’ 0” ish
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm spin			#1 Single:	Art Garfunkel – “Bright Eyes”

Profile: A keen footballer, John joined The MAD back in 2003 along with a clutch of new faces, mostly from behemoth Vodafone. He immediately fitted into the team with his laid-back and affable nature, and a perceptive and sharp wit on tap whenever required. Stylish and West Indian with the bat (hence the nickname), Mr Harris will always be remembered for taking the quite ridiculous figures of 7 for 5 against another crap pub team. A club record to this day, he even had the audacity to add a direct run out to that tally, so not a bad day out then. A half dozen years later, he was gone…. Fast forward to the future and a chance meeting in The Jude Obscure pub between lockdowns, John was badgered into dusting down his cobweb riddled kitbag and ending his twelve-year exile from the club. His welcome return at Horspath CC shattered Hadfield’s record for time elapsing between matches and it took him no time at all to realise the team he remembered (and held close to his heart) were still pretty shit.

Form: Since his return to the big time, John has become progressively more assured with both bat and ball, becoming integral to the team as someone who can most definitely influence a match. So much so, he won the 2024 POTS award for just that.

Fantasy Credentials: With the trappings of being POTS comes a higher Fantasy valuation, so would you choose to take a punt on John for 2026? He’s certainly become one of the more reliable names on the team sheet in recent times. Hmmm….

Pithy Remark: John likes Geoff to umpire at square leg when he nears a fifty.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	27	22	12	257	25.70	37*	342	75.15	26	1	1	-	-
35 ovs	51	41	9	647	20.22	56*	1064	60.81	77	1	2	2	-
40 ovs	15	12	3	121	13.44	33	262	46.18	16	-	3	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	4	4.00	4	6	66.67	1	-	-	-	-
Other	7	4	1	67	22.33	36	74	90.54	7	-	-	-	-
Totals	101	80	25	1096	19.93	56*	1748	62.70	127	2	6	2	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	27	71	1	506	18	5-23	28.11	7.13	23.67	1	3	-	3
35 ovs	51	206	10	1182	59	7-5	20.03	5.74	20.95	1	16	-	4
40 ovs	15	80	8	425	17	5-23	25.00	5.31	28.24	1	9	-	2
Timed	1	4	0	14	2	2-14	7.00	3.50	12.00	-	-	-	-
Other	7	24	2	153	12	4-41	12.75	6.38	12.00	-	3	-	-
Totals	101	385	21	2280	108	7-5	21.11	5.92	21.39	3	31	0	9

#27	James Dunne Hoskins
Nickname:	JMO, Stan (James), Pugwash, Uncle Albert, Odds On, Hoskers, Jim(my), ESP, Sham Jokiness, Shanks Emojis			Birthplace:	Home
Debut:	1999	Match:	011	DOB:	04 / 04 / 69	Height:	5’ 9”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm varied			#1 Single:	Marvin Gaye – “I Heard It Through the Grapevine”

Profile: JMO is a MAD institution, second only to Geoff Carter and some of the other guys who are more institutionalised. He has devoted over a third of his life to this Club and has never once asked for anything in return, which is just as well as he can bugger off. Irritatingly overly positive, energetic and fantastically eccentric, Hoskins has seen and done it all, after first being talent-spotted by a boundary drinking Stella Artois all those years ago. Since then, that passionate nature has seen him Skipper the team, organise Tours, design a wonderful Fantasy Competition, kickstart a pizza empire and spend any remaining time redesigning a house from the ground up. It’s not always been plain sailing for James, however. We remember him leaving his teammates in the shit a few years ago to go on some ridiculous, life-affirming sabbatical around the globe. I mean he took some photos and met some bird in his selfish pursuit of inner harmony, but sod that, village cricket must come first.

Form: James largely slipped under the radar last year, turning up on a handful of occasions to do something nobody can quite remember. He took the odd few wickets here and there, bashed some toilet in Aston Tirrold, but was largely anonymous in the field throughout.

Fantasy Credentials: Would you ignore Hoskins from your Fantasy computations, though? He has a very handy knack of producing a purple patch when you least expect it, and his cost might be most enticing. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: James likes creating tailbacks on the Abingdon Road whilst negotiating his pizza van into Brasenose College Sports ground.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	91	70	12	485	8.36	35*	611	79.38	51	2	17	-	-
35 ovs	160	113	22	736	8.09	46	1191	61.80	85	1	22	-	-
40 ovs	97	75	16	455	7.71	50	847	53.72	51	1	17	1	-
Timed	12	9	4	23	4.60	10*	71	32.39	2	-	2	-	-
Other	30	23	2	140	6.67	19	191	73.30	11	1	3	-	-
Totals	390	290	56	1839	7.86	50	2911	63.17	200	6	61	1	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	91	249.2	6	1657	77	3-9	21.52	6.65	19.43	-	23	-	9
35 ovs	160	822.2	71	3609	159	4-22	22.70	4.39	31.03	-	43	1	8
40 ovs	97	596.2	55	2615	110	4-15	23.77	4.39	32.53	-	23	-	3
Timed	12	72	4	313	7	3-60	44.71	4.35	61.71	-	2	-	-
Other	30	85.3	4	509	29	3-5	17.55	5.95	17.69	-	2	-	2
Totals	390	1825.3	140	8703	382	4-15	22.78	4.77	28.67	0	93	1	22

#47	Jake Charles William Hotson
Nickname:	Judge Dredd, Tea Time, Gumbo, Joke Ashton, Jonah Tokes			Birthplace:	Wales
Debut:	2000	Match:	025	DOB:	Tuesday	Height:	6’ 0”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm yips			#1 Single:	Slade – “Merry Xmas Everybody”

Profile: Dry, acerbic and resolutely anti-establishment, Jake’s debut for The MAD can be traced right back to the millennium, where he was unlucky enough to play in the club’s first official Cup game – a resolute tonking against Stokenchurch CC. In crushing defeat, he immediately embraced the sarcastic, disjointed pissheads masquerading as teammates and signed up for some more. He’s still here of course after some 400 matches, salivating for more year on year, albeit in slightly more talented company. A deeply intelligent soul, Mr Hotson likes nothing better than advanced compound algebraic calculations, deeply coded web design, zany music compilations and directing tirades of abuse at 21st century society and Tory politicians.

Form: Reliable behind the sticks with the gloves, Jake has had a pleasing availability throughout most recent seasons. Not so assured with the bat, he can still stick around long enough to watch his teammates make an arse of themselves.

Fantasy Credentials: Another in the category of “might be an excellent cheap option” for 2026, until you realise JMO’s Fantasy computations have made Jake more expensive than an upcoming IPL star….

Pithy Remark: Jake is a keen advocate of WhatsApp and enjoys fighting with boiling kettles.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	130	93	21	455	6.32	26	784	58.04	37	-	21	-	-
35 ovs	156	114	22	488	5.30	24	1665	29.31	31	-	22	-	-
40 ovs	81	68	14	336	6.22	24*	1160	28.97	19	-	15	-	-
Timed	8	7	2	8	1.60	3	36	22.22	-	-	2	-	-
Other	26	15	1	70	5.00	13	148	47.30	5	-	3	-	-
Totals	401	297	60	1357	5.73	26	3793	35.78	92	0	63	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	130	25	0	211	6	1-6	35.17	8.44	25.00	-	23	14	9
35 ovs	156	46	3	241	12	5-28	20.08	5.24	23.00	1	41	10	3
40 ovs	81	8	0	83	1	1-40	83.00	10.38	48.00	-	15	5	1
Timed	8	0									2	1	-
Other	26	9	0	86	1	1-6	86.00	9.56	54.00	-	1	2	2
Totals	401	88.0	3	621	20	5-28	31.05	7.06	26.40	1	82	32	15

#77	Ian Howarth
Nickname:	Spam, Tiny, Scotch, George, Flake, Hanoi Wrath, Noah Wraith			Birthplace:	Oldham, Lancashire
Debut:	2003	Match:	067	DOB:	09 / 03 / 71	Height:	5’ 9 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Mungo Jerry – “Baby Jump”

Profile: Where to start? Fixture sorting junkie, cider slurping tart, cob tossing, sweary, flaming ball of whinging rage, Spam is MAD made flesh. Sarcastic to the point where his own fielding has become ironic, along with Lee Ainsworth, Spam is one of the club’s great moaners. He claims to play bowling based ‘on length’ but given this would imply he actually bothers to watch the ball this is a suspect contention. Joking aside, Spam is approaching 10,000 runs for the club, but was much more concerned about twatting 100 sixes for the club, which kind of explains his approach to batting and life in general. This very website is the Ulysses of amateur cricket, truly labyrinthine in style and scope; The MAD have truly been blessed by Spam’s OCD tendencies. There are many good reasons why this wonderful club has kept going for over 25 years, and Spam is very much one of them.

Form: After grossly underperforming in recent seasons, Ian suddenly clicked in 2025 (at least with the bat). Nobody is or was quite sure as to the why (including him), so maybe he suffered a bang on the head at some point, and the haemorrhaging reset his cricketing nous in some way? Very odd and how very welcome.

Fantasy Credentials: After last season’s obvious overachievement, Spam’s Fantasy value will have ballooned as a result – BUT – does lightning ever strike twice? Does it or even can it? Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Always a pleasant surprise to everyone when Spam makes it back home safely.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	147	125	47	2173	27.86	59*	2030	107.04	268	29	6	4	-
35 ovs	175	158	30	4258	33.27	112	4752	89.60	577	39	12	28	1
40 ovs	118	113	7	2768	26.11	109*	3368	82.19	387	25	10	17	1
Timed	10	11	0	324	29.45	58	426	76.06	47	3	-	2	-
Other	28	20	6	410	29.29	51*	406	100.99	50	5	1	1	-
Totals	478	427	90	9933	29.47	112	10982	90.45	1329	101	29	52	2

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	147	322.4	10	1912	87	5-5	21.98	5.93	22.25	1	16	-	14
35 ovs	175	410	35	2077	87	4-17	23.87	5.07	28.28	-	39	-	12
40 ovs	118	260.4	16	1300	63	4-16	20.63	4.99	24.83	-	32	-	8
Timed	10	19	3	98	4	2-18	24.50	5.16	28.50	-	5	-	-
Other	28	74.4	3	486	14	2-2	34.71	6.51	32.00	-	8	-	1
Totals	478	1087	67	5873	255	5-5	23.03	5.40	25.58	1	100	0	35

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#110	Patrick Anthony Seymour Mellor
Nickname:	KFC, Paddy, Mortal Prickle, Triple Armlock			Birthplace:	London
Debut:	2010	Match:	199	DOB:	08 / 04 / 78	Height:	6’ 2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm military gloop			#1 Single:	Brian & Michael – “Matchstalk Men & Matchstalk Cats & Dogs”

Profile: Gratifyingly charismatic and comedic, Paddy’s engaging humour has rubbed off on many of his teammates over the years. On signing up, he was immediately popular with the hardened pissheads at the Club, where many enticing layers were to be discovered under that glitzy pink golf visor of his… not least his ability to eat an entire roast dinner pre-match using just his fingers (see nickname). Forever synonymous with organising THAT doomed Tour to f______ T______, Mr Mellor has at one point or another turned his hand to most things, other than running between the wickets with any haste. His burgeoning MAD portfolio is underscored with a childlike enthusiasm he has thrown at being Social Secretary, Tour Secretary, Audley Ducks Fixture Secretary, non-forthcoming Tour Coach Organiser and Bastard Fines Chairman.

Form: In recent times there has been a complete paucity of cricketing appearances due to relocation, job changes and life changes, with his last six MAD innings resulting in scores of 0, 0, 0, 0, 0* and, erm… 0. But form is temporary as you know, just ask Geoff.

Fantasy Credentials: Paddy will be cheap. He’ll always be real cheap. But how cheap is cheap? Over to you, JMO….

Pithy Remark: Paddy still rejoices in the Tour story of clobbering David Emerson all over Weston-Super-Mare and breaking his soul.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	30	30	1	241	8.31	34	364	66.21	26	-	7	-	-
35 ovs	8	8	1	85	12.14	41	150	56.67	7	-	2	-	-
40 ovs	24	22	0	105	4.77	17	298	35.23	10	-	5	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	5	5.00	5	25	20.00	-	-	-	-	-
Other	4	4	1	16	5.33	9	32	50.00	1	-	1	-	-
Totals	67	65	3	452	7.29	41	869	52.01	44	0	15	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	30	13.1	0	122	5	2-13	24.40	9.27	15.80	-	4	-	2
35 ovs	8	2	0	12	1	1-7	12.00	6.00	12.00	-	2	-	-
40 ovs	24	2	0	23	0	0-23	-	11.50	-	-	6	-	1
Timed	1	0									-	-	-
Other	4	3	0	23	1	1-23	23.00	7.67	18.00	-	-	-	-
Totals	67	20.1	0	180	7	2-13	25.71	8.93	17.29	0	12	0	3

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#167	Joe E. Nickel
Nickname:	Average Joe, Coney, Wizbit, Ninety Eel In Jock, Elk John Spice, Johns Epic Elk			Birthplace:	Burton-on-Trent
Debut:	2025	Match:	641	DOB:	- / - / -	Height:	5’ 8”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	n/a

Profile: Much like the best coffee, Joseph Nickel is intense, rich, and tends to lead you towards hyperactivity. Favoured with one of the loudest laughs known to mankind, Joe is serious about his cricket and banter in equal measure. A medium roast bowler of nagging length, he has the ability to pick up regular wickets and build a solid innings in the middle to lower order. A former stockbroker (apparently) from the Big City (allegedly), he has played for a number of teams since his departure from both Oxford and the esteemed position of University Offices Captain, in around 2009. Having moved back to Oxfordshire in 2024, he now manages projects with gusto, whether at work or organising top-up players for other teams. Since discovering many of his former Offices teammates had found salvation in The MAD ranks, Joe naturally felt in dire need of the same spiritual nourishment.

Form: Trusted with the new ball on several occasions, Joe repaid his skippers in his debut season with some handy wickets. It augurs well and he can certainly bat given a bit of luck.

Fantasy Credentials: Joe is going to be one of those intriguing Fantasy picks that might well glue your little team together. He’ll certainly play a few games unless injured or suffering from a tenth dose of Covid. Depends on the cost. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: It is impossible for Joe to balance a book on his head.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	3	2	2	33	-	21*	28	117.86	4	-	-	-	-
35 ovs	8	8	3	45	9.00	16	77	58.44	5	-	1	-	-
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	0
Totals	11	10	5	78	15.60	21*	105	74.29	9	0	1	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	3	9	1	55	3	1-15	18.33	6.11	18.00	-	-	-	-
35 ovs	8	51	7	246	7	2-17	35.14	4.82	43.71	-	1	-	-
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	0
Totals	11	60	8	301	10	2-17	30.10	5.02	36.00	-	1	0	0

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#107	James William Pearson
Nickname:	Fattori, Fats, JP, Josser Apeman, Eamon Jaspers			Birthplace:	Bath
Debut:	2010	Match:	192	DOB:	06 / 07 / 79	Height:	5’ 9 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Tubeway Army – “Are Friends Electric”

Profile: Astute, droll and eternally smug, James can mostly be found in a dreamlike, sedentary state around the team’s edges. When he isn’t sick or comatose or in a catatonic torpor, he’s diligently surveying proceedings through those Daniel Vettori spectacles of his, eschewing his dulcet witticisms before heading out to bat to save the team’s blushes. Since impressing his new teammates with 0 not out on debut, Corporal Pearson abseiled up The MAD batting order to win the prestigious ‘Performance’ Trophy in 2014… with an unbeaten ton against perennial rivals Isis CC. But to bracket James as purely a seasoned opener would to do a disservice to him, particularly when he’s awake. He’s also more than useful in the field and his many wickets almost always go unnoticed, apart from recently because nobody else really takes any.

Form: Having firmly established himself as a dependable run machine and general all-rounder, James selfishly decided on starting a family a few years ago. Against this backdrop of other demands, he still found time in 2025 to demonstrate his dependableness, make wry moany commentary and park his car on the groundsman’s front lawn.

Fantasy Credentials: With his spare time now at a premium, it would be easy to look past James as that bargain Fantasy gem. That might well be to your detriment… but, of course, it all depends on what he might cost? So, over to you JMO….

Pithy Remark: James keeps a deckchair in his kit bag.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	92	81	28	1163	21.94	42	1273	91.36	135	13	5	-	-
35 ovs	73	72	9	1886	29.94	84	2713	69.54	220	11	7	13	-
40 ovs	58	56	8	1201	25.02	113*	2153	55.78	124	10	9	9	1
Timed	4	3	-	15	5.00	7	50	30.00	1	-	-	-	-
Other	11	11	2	248	27.56	78*	282	87.94	30	-	1	1	-
Totals	238	223	47	4513	25.64	113*	6470	69.75	510	34	22	23	1

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	92	207	3	1157	60	4-16	19.28	5.59	20.70	-	15	1	8
35 ovs	73	185	18	832	37	3-23	22.49	4.50	30.00	-	24	-	11
40 ovs	58	209.1	28	831	50	5-20	16.62	3.97	25.10	1	26	-	4
Timed	4	16	2	77	5	3-27	15.40	4.81	19.20	-	3	-	1
Other	11	29	0	176	5	1-4	35.20	6.07	34.80	-	5	-	2
Totals	238	646.1	51	3073	157	5-20	19.57	4.76	24.69	1	73	1	26

#166	John Stephen Pyrah
Nickname:	Pyrotechnic, Big Tuna, Phat Herpes Johnny, Hash Prophet Jenny			Birthplace:	Leicester
Debut:	2024	Match:	617	DOB:	25 / 07 / 82	Height:	6’ 2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Dexys Midnight Runners – “Come on Eileen”

Profile: John is a relative newcomer The MAD, arriving to no great fanfare from Leicester City in a move brokered by Mike Ashley and his deputy Anders Darlson. Whilst being obviously proficient at football, he would seem to be no mug when it comes to cricket. Being handy with both bat with ball, he at the very least looks a few levels above the surfeit of crap around him. Insouciant, wry and very easy company, Mr Pyrah has fitted easily into the club ethics from Day 1. So much so, he’s even blooded his young lad, Toby, who it must be said, already looks several skillsets above his dad.

Form: Having ably demonstrated his all-round capabilities; John seemed to struggle to click into gear in 2025. He bowled with aplomb, but never found his stride with a bat in his hand. He’ll come good, he’s too good not to.

Fantasy Credentials: Given Mr Pyrah Snr’s struggle with the willow last year, it might be he becomes a very enticing Fantasy pick in 2026 due to a moderate valuation for an obvious talent. A very BIG hmm with this fella….

Pithy Remark: Being a mate of Darley, he naturally adheres to suffering bouts of mental oblivion.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	10	8	2	93	15.50	32	121	76.86	13	-	1	-	-
35 ovs	7	7	-	50	7.14	41	94	53.19	4	-	4	-	-
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	2	2	-	29	14.50	14	47	61.70	2	-	-	-	-
Totals	19	17	2	172	11.47	41	175	65.65	19	0	5	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	10	21	-	126	5	2-14	25.20	6.00	25.20	-	4	-	-
35 ovs	7	27	3	84	3	1-12	28.00	3.11	54.00	-	3	-	1
40 ovs	0
Timed	0
Other	2	1	-	9	-	0-9	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
Totals	19	49	3	219	8	1-12	27.38	4.47	36.75	0	7	0	1

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#93	Michael Keith Reeves
Nickname:	Cloughie, Ol’ Big Head, Reevsie, Seamer Vehicle			Birthplace:	Chatham, Kent
Debut:	2006	Match:	119	DOB:	04 / 10 / 68	Height:	5’ 9 & 1/2”
Type:	LH bat, Left-arm medium			#1 Single:	Mary Hopkins – “Those Were The Days”

Profile: Intelligent, tenebrous and astringent, Mike is the numerically proficient Club Bean Counter. He also doesn’t give a shit what your predicament is or when you sadly lost your dead end job… just pay your subs or bugger off. He joined the Far from the MCC back in the middle noughties when his former pub team no longer had a pub and actually had no players either. Reevsie immediately fitted in, enjoying a tipple or three and being richly imbued in cynicism and sarcasm. Talented in all cricketing departments, Ol’ Big Head has proved himself reminiscent of a fine wine in recent years, seemingly getting better with age. He received recognition of this fact in 2024, by scooping the Performance award having completed a famous run chase against bitter rivals Isis CC.

Form: Was season 2025 the outlier for Mr Reliable? For whatever reason, Mike never hit his straps until the team went on Tour to Somerset, whereby the old Reevsie returned to whack some leather about. An odd year, where even the ball avoided him most of the time.

Fantasy Credentials: After an ignominious season last time out, Mike’s Fantasy valuation might prompt a considerable percentage of the team into backing him in 2026 due to a rapidly shrinking valuation. Hmm……

Pithy Remark: Mike’s regularly holidays to America to witness gun massacres.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	138	115	42	1378	18.88	54*	1487	92.67	174	16	12	2	-
35 ovs	134	104	25	1257	15.91	52	1774	70.86	158	13	12	2	-
40 ovs	93	78	17	1244	20.39	85	1807	68.84	169	7	5	3	-
Timed	5	5	0	58	11.60	19	102	56.86	9	-	-	-	-
Other	25	16	7	126	14.00	32*	153	82.35	15	4	3	-	-
Totals	395	318	91	4063	17.90	85	5323	76.33	525	40	32	7	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	138	370.4	15	1957	95	4-14	20.60	5.28	23.41	-	34	-	11
35 ovs	134	671.2	69	2932	117	5-29	25.06	4.37	34.43	1	52	-	5
40 ovs	93	447	38	1883	79	5-12	23.84	4.21	33.95	2	25	-	5
Timed	5	31.4	7	86	8	5-28	10.75	2.72	23.75	1	1	-	-
Other	25	72.1	3	400	18	2-3	22.22	5.54	24.06	-	8	-	2
Totals	395	1592.5	132	7258	317	5-12	22.90	4.56	30.15	4	120	0	23

#109	Christopher David Roberts
Nickname:	Tall Bob, Lennie, Christs Rober, Brothers Rectorship			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2010	Match:	195	DOB:	03 / 07 / 75	Height:	6’ 5 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	10CC – “I’m Not In Love”

Profile: An amiable and genial giant, the congruent Mr Roberts is much akin to a loveable Great Dane – quietly and obediently performing whatever role he’s given. Unperturbed by results, tantrums and the hysteria that surrounds him, this cordial and happy chappy just enjoys getting on with his sport with a smile on his face. Truth be told, if we could bottle his DNA and sell it on to the discordant Middle East we would. Problem solved. In recent times, Bob has experienced a metamorphosis from hobbyist Kennel Club entrant to Crufts Best of Breed. He’s always been useful in the field with that howitzer of an arm, but his bowling has come on exponentially seeing him morph into that towering threat we always knew he could be. If there could be a criticism, it is he can sometimes have his head in the clouds [sic].

Form: After his infamous head-injury on Tour to Brighton in 2021, Bob has slowly assimilated back into MAD ranks and now offers an excellent counselling service for any teammates who tread the tightrope between life and death. A bits and pieces season last time out, with the occasional flourish with the bat.

Fantasy Credentials: Bob’s generally a hard one to quantify, as he can suddenly come into focus with a clutch of quick wickets, catches or runs. JMO generally has his work out pricing Mr Roberts. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Bob loves cancelling or cutting short Tour due to a myriad of reasons out of his control.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	120	86	12	383	5.18	32*	527	72.68	42	3	21	-	-
35 ovs	78	44	16	266	9.50	20*	296	89.86	39	-	12	-	-
40 ovs	66	43	14	138	4.76	13*	251	54.98	15	-	8	-	-
Timed	1	1	-	0	0.00	0	3	0.00	-	-	1	-	-
Other	13	8	2	38	6.33	8*	54	70.37	3	-	-	-	-
Totals	278	182	44	825	5.98	32*	1131	72.94	99	3	42	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	120	335	8	2095	63	4-26	33.25	6.25	31.90	-	19	-	7
35 ovs	78	412.4	23	2053	58	3-32	35.40	4.97	42.69	-	13	-	9
40 ovs	66	339.1	19	1638	59	3-9	27.76	4.83	34.49	-	15	-	4
Timed	1	5	0	28	1	1-28	28.00	5.60	30.00	-	-	-	-
Other	13	52	3	333	7	2-18	47.57	6.40	44.57	-	2	-	2
Totals	278	1143.5	53	6147	188	4-26	32.70	5.37	36.51	0	49	0	22

#117	Mark Simon Rundle
Nickname:	Psycho, Pyscho (original misspelling), Drunk Lamer, Klan Murder			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2010	Match:	223	DOB:	27 / 01 / 68	Height:	6’ 0”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm trundler			#1 Single:	Georgie Fame – “The Ballad of Bonnie And Clyde”

Profile: Cerebral and acidic, Mr Rundle brought a thoroughly intimidating nickname to The MAD at the start of the last decade. On first impression, he seems unexpectedly mild-mannered, basking in an aura of calm and quiet understanding. But like all classically misaligned nutjobs, do not underestimate the calculating, malevolent wanker who lurks underneath. A peripheral figure in the beginnings, Psycho has slowly become a recognised name on the team sheet, simply playing when and where he wants… and if you don’t like it, you can just… well, you know. Mark has suffered in recent years from a myriad of aches and pains, but went one better in 2022 by managing to die on the field. Thankfully for him (and us) there were angels in the vicinity, so he lived to bag a duck another day.

Form: Having arisen from the grave, Mark resumed his mastery of sauntering in to deliver that indescribable shite that bags him a whole bunch of wickets. Last year was entirely predictable in that he suffered a usual smorgasbord of injuries, but still recovered in time to bag the most MAD wickets. As is his want.

Fantasy Credentials: Psycho will be an interesting purchase if the price is right, but then that could be said for everybody else, right? His value for Fantasy yuan is correlated to his fitness and being free from injuries and the morgue. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Psycho considers Bob’s near-fatal head injury a light scratch.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	68	44	16	304	10.86	32*	542	56.09	28	-	5	-	-
35 ovs	81	50	18	292	9.13	19	711	41.07	30	-	9	-	-
40 ovs	35	21	8	104	8.00	20*	282	36.88	11	-	1	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	5	5.00	5	12	41.67	1	-	-	-	-
Other	18	10	4	113	18.83	31*	119	94.96	12	3	2	-	-
Totals	203	126	46	818	10.23	32*	1666	49.10	82	3	17	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	68	202	7	1195	41	3-5	29.15	5.92	29.56	-	9	-	1
35 ovs	81	443.4	46	2014	88	4-19	22.89	4.54	30.25	-	18	-	3
40 ovs	35	175.2	23	733	31	3-12	23.65	4.18	33.94	-	9	-	1
Timed	1	6	2	10	0	0-10	-	1.67	-	-	-	-	-
Other	18	58	6	309	5	1-12	61.80	5.33	69.60	-	2	-	-
Totals	203	885	84	4261	165	4-19	25.82	4.81	32.18	0	38	0	5

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#96	Dave Shorten
Nickname:	Lego, Hang Time, Bertie, Short Invaded, Divas Throned			Birthplace:	Poringland, Norfolk
Debut:	2006	Match:	130	DOB:	19 / 09 / 71	Height:	5’ 10”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	The Tams – “Hey Girl Don’t Bother Me”

Profile: One of life’s true good guys, apart from when he isn’t berating his teammates for being shit. Lego, as he’s affectionately known, is the only MAD member to own their own wood and holds the record for both the longest and shortest time taken to write a Match Ramble. Dave’s colourful contributions to FFTMCC folklore also include enlisting his teammates in a doomed 5-a-side competition, organising a winter fitness regime with the army, a successful climb of Mount Everest in his underpants and the launch of his own book ‘A Winner’s Guide to Poker’. In short, Mr Shorten is an archetypal example of that perfectly eccentric, amicable, and loyal English gentleman who makes us all feel a little bit better about ourselves. Aside from doing the earthy things in life, like eating real honey, holding wood clearing parties and appearing on BBC TV reality programs, Dave’s infectious enthusiasm is integral to Team MAD.

Form: Still a pivotal player within the team, David has the ability to change the dynamic of a match with both bat and ball. Some wonderful slogs knocks in recent years have been complemented by great spells with the ball to further underscore his importance. He also catches a ball unlike the majority of his teammates.

Fantasy Credentials: Being one of the club’s more talented players when he isn’t being crap, Lego will always cost a good few a few fantasy dollars, so punters need to carefully do their maths. We naturally await the JMO valuation with a keen eye….

Pithy Remark: David enjoys pushing Spam out the way to take his simple outfield catches.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	127	118	31	1745	20.06	73*	1437	121.43	226	48	13	1	-
35 ovs	86	73	11	1074	17.32	71*	1319	81.43	146	15	8	2	-
40 ovs	53	47	8	823	21.10	103*	1056	77.94	100	20	4	1	1
Timed	3	3	0	25	8.33	16	61	40.98	3	-	1	-	-
Other	21	17	3	223	15.93	47	219	101.83	28	9	4	-	-
Totals	290	258	53	3890	18.98	103*	4092	95.06	503	92	30	4	1

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	127	318.4	19	1693	83	4-4	20.40	5.31	23.04	-	40	1	19
35 ovs	86	420.2	62	1542	73	4-7	21.12	3.67	34.55	-	34	-	9
40 ovs	53	316.2	46	1161	47	4-14	24.70	3.67	40.38	-	12	-	2
Timed	3	14	1	60	1	1-28	60.00	4.29	84.00	-	1	-	-
Other	21	60	1	271	8	2-6	33.88	4.52	45.00	-	6	-	-
Totals	290	1129.2	129	4727	212	4-4	22.30	4.19	31.96	0	93	1	30

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#112	Gareth John Timms
Nickname:	Noah, Anatidaephobe, Gazza, Gary Oakey, Grimmest Hat, Gemma Thirst			Birthplace:	Bristol
Debut:	2010	Match:	211	DOB:	15 / 12 / 81	Height:	5’ 8 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm leg spin			#1 Single:	Human League – “Don’t You Want Me”

Profile: Perceptive, enthusiastic and highly convivial, Gary was immediately recognised as having the necessary qualities for leadership, particularly in lieu of the clowns who led before him. To the uninitiated, a casually sarcastic and insouciant character belied a notable IQ and rich appreciation of this often-bewildering sport. He made an instant splash as T20 Supremo following an undemocratic coup to remove Mr Hotson, and his rapid ascent of seniority continued unabated to become The Captain of The MAD ship for many many years (until he wasn’t). His commitment always been unwavering, making himself available for pretty much every game unless he’s on holiday or at Glastonbury, so maybe his commitment isn’t that great after all? Happy to stand in the cricketing mud in freezing wind and rain, he’s also happy to stand in the pub, outside the pub or simply lie unconscious on a beach or a park bench.

Form: Gary enjoyed a pretty decent season last time out, hitting his first MAD fifty and securing the second largest of haul of wickets with the ball. He also refused to moan and grumble despite his company.

Fantasy Credentials: Always an alluring Fantasy proposition, but one whose popularity is rather governed by the Aussie dollars involved in his purchase. Now confident with the bat, always nabs wickets, even with shite. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Gary likes taking twenty years to pass his driving test, and a further twenty to buy a car.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	142	107	28	712	9.01	35*	946	75.26	88	2	23	-	-
35 ovs	111	81	22	673	11.41	54*	996	67.57	73	1	14	1	-
40 ovs	64	51	13	352	9.26	45	483	72.88	45	-	8	-	-
Timed	3	3	0	3	1.00	3	9	33.33	-	-	2	-	-
Other	15	12	4	112	14.00	27*	132	84.85	12	-	-	-	-
Totals	335	254	67	1852	9.90	54*	2566	72.17	198	3	47	1	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	142	386.4	14	2478	109	5-4	22.73	6.41	21.28	1	16	-	13
35 ovs	111	531.2	29	3128	108	4-29	28.96	5.89	29.52	-	22	-	6
40 ovs	64	344.2	16	1662	77	4-17	21.58	4.83	26.83	-	17	-	5
Timed	3	16.3	2	56	4	2-18	14.00	3.39	24.75	-	-	-	-
Other	15	39	1	339	5	2-40	67.80	8.69	46.80	-	2	-	1
Totals	335	1317.5	62	7663	303	5-4	25.29	5.81	26.10	1	59	0	25

#122	Russell Paul Turner
Nickname:	Homer, Mystic Meg, Mike Ashley, Runlets Rulers, Sells Nurturer			Birthplace:	Maidenhead
Debut:	2012	Match:	258	DOB:	17 / 10 / 65	Height:	5’ 9 & 1/2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm pies			#1 Single:	Ken Dodd – “Tears”

Profile: Current Skipper and supreme Club Man, Russ Turner has also never been seen in the same room as Mike Ashley. Or Homer Simpson. Russ is an unfailingly cheerful and generous bloke, but definitely tactically suspect as, despite overwhelmingly strong mathematical evidence showing that the FFTMCC win more when they bat first, Russ’s preferred tactic, particularly on baking hot days against youthful opposition, is always to take to the field regardless and get an absolute hammering. He also has an unusual approach to team motivation. One recent season saw an unusually lengthy (even for The MAD) run of losses and Russ shrewdly offered to buy the team a drink if we managed to win the next one. We didn’t, but Russ did anyway, sending a beautifully mixed message.

Form: One of the few opponents W&B fear at the between innings break. Russ is one the great trenchermen of cricket teas – at this level, he’s a class above.

Fantasy Credentials: An adhesive and selfless top order bat, Russ is a pretty safe pick who tends to play a lot of games. Also, a very occasional purveyor of some of the most succulent pies seen since Sweeney Todd was active, and occasionally a handy ‘keeper to boot.

Pithy Remark: Mr Timms took less time in passing his driving test than Russ has taken to move and settle into his new home.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	135	115	42	1640	22.47	52*	2292	71.55	147	1	8	1	-
35 ovs	118	107	13	1514	16.11	63	3011	50.28	140	-	10	2	-
40 ovs	58	57	4	962	18.15	71	1791	53.71	93	1	5	4	-
Timed	1	1	0	18	18.00	18	36	50.00	2	-	-	-	-
Other	21	19	8	220	20.00	32*	411	53.53	11	1	-	-	-
Totals	333	299	67	4354	18.77	71	7541	57.74	393	3	23	7	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	135	57.5	-	508	14	2-9	36.29	8.78	24.79	-	34	1	7
35 ovs	118	37.5	-	257	8	1-10	32.13	6.79	28.38	-	28	1	8
40 ovs	58	5	-	31	2	2-31	15.50	6.20	15.00	-	15	-	2
Timed	1	0
Other	21	9	-	52	-	0-15	-	5.78	-	-	3	-	1
Totals	333	109.4	0	848	24	2-9	30.71	7.73	27.42	0	80	2	18

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#141	Cornelius Johannes Vermaak
Nickname:	Corne, Kolpak, Uncover Malarkies, Cavernous Armlike			Birthplace:	Witbank, South Africa
Debut:	2017	Match:	421	DOB:	02 / 12 / 79	Height:	6’ 0”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Dr Hook – “When You’re In Love With A Beautiful Woman”

Profile: Upbeat and jovially enthusiastic, Cornelius’ debut for The MAD really was a baptism of fire. Answering a plea for players for a double weekender in June, he found himself dropped behind alcoholic lines to fend off a touring Battisford team. He equipped himself well, showcasing a willingness to bowl as a total of 300 loomed, and a willingness to bat as if the target needed chasing in less than ten overs. Actually, subsequent visits to the crease suggest that is how he plays anyway…. Mr Vermaak is now an integral part of Team MAD, especially when he makes himself available. He’s most welcome too, as he seems at odds with our country’s view that there aren’t any nice South Africans. Corne is definitely nice, maybe too nice, all a façade to hide the real him, the man who fled his homeland following a spate of serial killings in the Highveld of Mpumalanga?

Form: Only a handful of appearances or so last term would make it difficult to substantiate the form of Mr Vermaak. When he did play, he bowled with the usual purpose after that ten-minute delay between deliveries. He also batted to prove he can’t.

Fantasy Credentials: Another of those cheap Fantasy acquisitions who could tip things your way, especially when he produces one of those excellent spells of bowling, we all know he’s (more than) capable of. Over to you, JMO….

Pithy Remark: Corne gets angry when his teammates give him directions to fictional grounds.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	26	12	1	37	3.36	18	72	51.39	2	1	4	-	-
35 ovs	37	16	5	76	6.91	19*	125	60.80	9	1	-	-	-
40 ovs	8	7	1	9	1.50	7	23	39.13	1	-	5	-	-
Timed	0
Other	1	0
Totals	72	35	7	122	4.36	19*	220	55.45	12	2	9	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	26	72	1	492	10	1-11	49.20	6.83	43.20	-	2	-	4
35 ovs	37	197.4	21	898	28	4-15	32.07	4.54	42.36	-	8	-	2
40 ovs	8	23.2	0	109	3	2-17	36.33	4.67	46.67	-	-	-	-
Timed	0
Other	1	6	0	21	1	1-21	21.00	3.50	36.00	-	-	-	1
Totals	72	299	22	1520	42	4-15	36.19	5.08	42.71	0	10	0	7

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#123	Johannes van den Grootschnyke Webster
Nickname:	Jan, Tulip, The MAD Dutchman, Western Jab, Jews Banter			Birthplace:	Maidenhead
Debut:	2012	Match:	259	DOB:	31 / 12 / 71	Height:	6’ 2”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm anything			#1 Single:	Benny Hill – “Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in The West”

Profile: Leftfield, sarcastic and sublimely eccentric, the socially joyous Mr Webster also has the longest name of anyone born outside of Sri Lanka. Since debuting over a decade ago, this University Publishing Lifer has entertained all with his unpredictably zany character both on and off the field. Acutely clever and well-studied, The MAD’s maverick Danish Dutchman is a genius with the pen… detailing in absurd detail the highs and lows of a cricket match in Booker detail, whilst sometimes starring in the leading role. Irreverent and enthralling to the casual observer, Jan just demands your attention, particularly when running between the wickets. How can a simple 22-yard dash be so incalculable to a man of such obvious intellect? As a footnote, he is a gifted cricketer when the stars are aligned.

Form: Excellent with the pen, less so on the field, but that’s probably because he buggered off abroad all season and left his mates in the turd. Always the complete enigma, will Jan come to party in 2026?

Fantasy Credentials: Always a conundrum, Jan could be a Fantasy bargain or a hole in your wallet where you’re left scratching your head. How will the returning Webster shape up in the JMO valuations? Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Jan is simply quite brilliant when judging quick singles.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	52	43	10	526	15.94	37*	711	73.98	50	2	6	-	-
35 ovs	35	32	5	405	15.00	72*	867	46.71	38	-	6	1	-
40 ovs	10	9	1	44	5.50	9	121	36.36	3	-	1	-	-
Timed	1	1	0	3	3.00	3	23	13.04	0	-	-	-	-
Other	9	7	1	109	18.17	30	176	61.93	13	-	-	-	-
Totals	107	92	17	1087	14.49	72*	1898	57.27	104	2	13	1	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	52	49.1	0	317	12	2-13	26.42	6.45	24.58	-	12	-	2
35 ovs	35	26.2	0	198	5	2-24	39.60	7.52	31.60	-	12	-	1
40 ovs	10	24	1	92	2	2-19	46.00	3.83	72.00	-	-	-	-
Timed	1	3.4	0	27	0	0-27	-	7.36	-	-	-	-	-
Other	9	6.5	0	52	2	2-14	26.00	7.61	20.50	-	3	-	-
Totals	107	110	1	686	21	2-13	33.00	6.14	32.26	0	27	0	3

#144	Christopher Trevor John Williams
Nickname:	Pops, Renon, Nuno, Islamic Whirls, Lili Scrimshaw			Birthplace:	Oxford born and inbred
Debut:	2017	Match:	428	DOB:	18 / 03 / 1978	Height:	5’ 11”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Kate Bush – “Wuthering Heights”

Profile: Laid back to the point where it isn’t always clear as to whether he is just quite calm or actually asleep, Nuno scored The MAD’s all time highest individual score (138*) and in full flow with the bat is one of The MAD’s great get-the-popcorn sights. He also has to his credit, and in the same season, what must surely be (and against some pretty strong opposition) the Most Drunken Dropped Tour Catch in all FFTMCC history on the Isle of Wight. Even when mostly incapacitated he is more capable than most. Nuno has contributed more than most to The MAD Youth Policy, in the shape of both Taiga and Kaito. As with the Westmoreland boys, they tend to make the rest of us look like Betamax tapes in a streaming world.

Form: Nuno had a solid if unspectacular season last time out, particularly for one of the team’s most talented bats. He still managed to bag more runs that almost everyone else, and he threw some absolute toilet down to boot.

Fantasy Credentials: Chris is always a popular and reliable pick amongst the Fantasy conglomerate, despite his obviously pricey valuation. Will season 2026 be any different? Over to you, JMO. Hmm…………….

Pithy Remark: “Argle Plinth Farggg!!!” vs Newport, August 2022.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	59	56	15	950	23.17	46*	804	118.16	131	10	5	-	-
35 ovs	80	79	8	2875	40.49	138*	2763	104.05	428	21	1	18	3
40 ovs	11	11	0	210	19.09	43	278	75.54	29	-	1	-	-
Timed	0
Other	9	9	1	230	28.75	65	208	110.58	33	3	-	2	-
Totals	159	155	24	4265	32.56	138*	4053	105.23	621	34	7	20	3

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	59	78.5	2	549	18	4-11	30.50	6.96	26.28	-	12	-	2
35 ovs	80	85.2	7	484	20	4-21	24.20	5.67	25.60	-	25	-	7
40 ovs	11	15	3	68	3	3-15	22.67	4.53	30.00	-	3	-	1
Timed	0
Other	9	7	0	71	0	0-23	-	10.14	-	-	1	-	-
Totals	159	186.1	12	1172	41	4-11	28.59	6.30	27.24	0	41	0	10

#157	Taiga James Kawada-Williams
Nickname:	Tiger, Adam Wagtail Saki Wail, Adam Awaits Alkali Wig, AKA Malawi Sid Wagtail			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2020	Match:	518	DOB:	19 / 11 / 2003	Height:	5’ 9”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm slow/medium/fast			#1 Single:	Kylie Minogue – “Slow”

Profile: Infinitely more intelligent than his dad, Taiga guests for The MAD when he isn’t studying the biochemistry of the universe and discovering the intricate layers of Oxford University’s much lauded, venerable city. Jocular, with a keen sense of wit, it is hoped this dysfunctional Sunday outfit can become enough of a lure over the years for him to succumb to parking his arse in a deckchair, quaffing beers and making derisory comments about all on show.

Form: Just a solitary match in 2025, but enough to demonstrate his skills with the bat and remind the team of years gone by with his athleticism in the field.

Fantasy Credentials: Very much dependent on how many appearances the young man makes and of course that all important Fantasy valuation. Hmm….

Pithy Remark: Taiga really enjoys doing all the team’s running for them in the outfield.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	2	1	-	36	36.00	36	36	100.00	4	-	-	-	-
35 ovs	3	2	-	12	6.00	4	22	54.55	1	-	-	-	-
40 ovs	1	1	-	0	0.00	0	1	0.00	-	-	1	-	-
Timed	0
Other	0
Totals	6	4	0	48	12.00	36	59	81.36	5	0	1	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	2	6	0	46	0	-	7.67	-	-	-	-	-	-
35 ovs	3	6	0	34	3	3-34	5.67	11.33	12.00	-	-	-	-
40 ovs	1	2	0	11	0	-	5.50	-	-	-	-	-	-
Timed	0
Other	0
Totals	6	14	0	91	3	3-34	30.33	6.50	28.00	0	0	0	0

#158	Kaito Archie Kawada-Williams
Nickname:	Bolt, Alt Kiwi Somali, Malawi Awaits Kid Kola			Birthplace:	Oxford
Debut:	2020	Match:	523	DOB:	19 / 05 / 2006	Height:	5’ 8”
Type:	RH bat, Right-arm medium			#1 Single:	Gnarls Barkley – “Crazy”

Profile: The younger of the Williams boys, Kaito is of course likewise already vastly more intelligent than his dad, now studying in the Big Apple to be a star of the future in architecture. Cheeky and fun to be around, he found it easy to slip into The MAD Tour of Ipswich, delighting in the failure of those who really show know better whilst amply carrying his own.

Form: Just a singular appearance in 2024 from young Kaito, displaying all that natural enthusiasm and a complete disregard for the skills of any bowler. Like his brother, he ends up doing all the running about in the outfield whilst the rest of the team’s ageing loafers look on.

Fantasy Credentials: As per the above, it depends on his MAD appearances as to whether you get your Fantasy value for money. But how many games will he play… and, erm what is his valuation anyway? Erm… over to JMO…?

Pithy Remark: Kaito outpaces his sprinting teammates whilst walking.

Batting	M	I	NO	R	Avg	HS	BF	SR	4	6	0	50	100
T20	4	4	2	10	5.00	7*	31	32.26	-	-	1	-	-
35 ovs	7	6	1	29	5.80	8	33	87.88	4	-	1	-	-
40 ovs	1	1	0	0	0.00	0	3	0.00	-	-	1	-	-
Timed	0
Other	2	1	0	2	2.00	2	8	25.00	-	-	-	-	-
Totals	14	12	3	41	4.56	8	75	54.67	4	0	3	0	0

Bowling	M	O	M	R	W	Best	Avg	Econ	SR	5wi	Ct	St	RO
T20	4	5.1	0	51	1	1-9	51.00	9.87	31.00	-	1	-	-
35 ovs	7	9	1	64	2	1-32	32.00	7.11	27.00	-	-	-	1
40 ovs	1	0
Timed	0
Other	2	6.1	0	37	2	2-25	18.50	6.00	18.50	-	-	-	-
Totals	14	20.2	1	152	5	2-25	30.40	7.48	24.40	0	1	0	1